blizziness (4:02:04 AM): we'll tell a story by trading off sentences

A long time ago there were 143 rabid gophers.  These gophers lived in a magical tree on the island of Banana-squash.  all of which had aids.  So every day the gophers would venture out and find other little boy gophers to give the magical wonder that is AIDS.  One day while spreading the magic, tim the gopher was molesting a small boy gopher when he happened upon a dark cave.  In this dark cave lived a female rabbit, who had never heard of AIDS or even the 143 gophers who lived in the tree.  She was fearful that they had found her secret cave.  Tim the rabid AIDS infested gopher decided that he would explore this secret cave, and see what wonders he could find.  he ended up in a small tunnel  at the end of which he found barbara the rabbit, passed out drunk.  He then discovered another secret cave, hidden in the furry crevasses of Barbara's bunny anatomy.  He had never been to such a wonderous place before, he was amazed that something so wonderful could exist.  Tim was making sure he thoroughly explored this furry cave when Barbara suddenly awoke!  in all the exictement, barbara clenched thus crushing poor tim's head.  Once she realized what she had done she was very sad, because she knew she had destroyed the only thing that could have ever loved her. You see, Barbara had herpes.  7 years later barbara died of aids.  As she lay on her death bed (more of a rock really, considering she lived in a cave) she thought back to that fateful day when Tim the rabid AIDs infected gopher showed her what love could be like.  as the cold grip of death slowly squeezed her into submission, she let out one final cry.  As that final breath escaped her furry rabbit lips, Tim's family of rabid AIDS gophers crowded round to take part in what would be the most fun any of them had seen in several years.  you see, they were all necrophiliacs.  And one by one they each had their turn with Barbara's dead, lifeless bunny body.  eventually her tattered corpse proved no good for love making so the gophers began a train.As they made love to each other's disease ridden bodies, the defiled corpse of the rabbit woman began to twitch and fill with the magic of their homosexuality.  in a homoerotic rage she raped every last one of them to death for defiling her freshly dead body.  As the fervency of her crime subsided she realized that she had once again made a horrible mistake, for without the magic from the gopher's passionate butt love there was nothing to keep her reanimated corpse alive.  as the love stink eminated from the dark cave a passing sailor named fred was infected with its odious stench.  Fred, always up for a good love stinking, became curious and ventured towards the cave in question.  there he found Sasper, the homosexual friendly ghost.  This ghost was fueled by the souls of all of the dead gopher's, and now decided to possess Barbara the bunny's body in an effort to seduce this rugged sailor.  as her lifeless body reanimated itself the sailor couldnt help but fondle his genitals.  Sasper the ghost saw this, and could not help but touch what would have been his naughty parts. However he discovered, to his dismay, that the previously dead bunny's you-know-what had been quite thoroughly destroyed by the ravages of the gopher's.   in a last ditch effort of fatal lust sasper crawled far into fred's hindquarters, thus fulfilling the ancient prophecy.  Fred's eyes grew wide with anticipation as he felt the ancient magic working its way through his polluted, homosexual, sailor veins.  suddenly in a blinding flash fred doubled in size, then tripled, soon he grew to big for the cave.   His head burst through the top of the cave and before he knew it he had outgrown the island of Banana-squash, and his weight was causing the tiny island to sink into the murky depths of the ocean.  relizing he hadn't much time, he jumped with all his might far into the horizon.  As he did this a mighty portal opened up and sucked Fred in, shooting him off to an alternate universe of homoerotic lovin'.  there he spent the rest of eternity in a binge of homosexual orgies.  THE END


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